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Build Your Own. Set Your Pace.

Choose your pour size, base, botanical boosts, and flavors. First two flavors included. Then it’s a dollar a sin.

Order Online Gallons To Go
Safety: Do NOT mix kava with alcohol. We will not serve kava to visibly intoxicated guests.

Build Your Own

🥥 Step 1: Choose Your “Poor”

Pour Price Kava Teas
Single Poor$56oz8oz
Double Poor$912oz16oz
Triple Poor$1316oz24oz

🥥 Step 2: Choose Your Base

  • Brewed Kava Tea
  • Brewed K-Tea
  • Juice Base (pineapple / guava / apple)
  • Nut Milk Base (oat / coconut / almond)
  • Seltzer Base (includes 1× Microdose)

🧠 Step 3: Select Your Botanical Boosts

1× Microdose+$3.33
2× Day Tripper+$5.55
3× Hero’s Dose+$7.77
  • Kava Extract Shot (1g • 30% kavalactones per dose)
  • Mitragynine Extract (20mg mitragynine per dose)
  • Functional Mushrooms Blend
  • Vitamin Boost (Vitamin C + Magnesium)
  • Blue Lotus Extract

Informational descriptions only. No medical claims.

🌿 Step 4: Add Your Flavors

First two included — $1 each additional.

House Syrups

VanillaGingerCitrusLavender MintThymeRaspberryPassionfruit Cinnamon

Juices

PineappleLemonAppleGuava

Poor Choices ($13)

The Dude Abides…

Brewed kava tea • vanilla syrup • oat milk • kava boost

Dock of the Bea…

2× kava extract • pineapple • seltzer • lavender syrup

Manu Manu

Seltzer • guava juice • 2× botanical extract (kava or K-Tea)

Iced Kratacino

Cold brew coffee • vanilla • oat milk • mitragynine microdose

Korchata

Iced chai • organic cinnamon • oat milk • 2× botanical extract (kava or K-Tea)

To-Go Options

Half Gallons & Gallons

High-intent. Fast pickup. Delivery when available.

½ Gallon K-Tea$15
½ Gallon Kava$25
½ Gallon Botanical Elixirs$30
Gallon K-Tea$25
Gallon Kava$50
Gallon Botanical Elixirs$50
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Single pour kava tea at PoorHouse Kava.

Address: 110 SW 3rd Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312

Hours: Usually until 2 AM • Up to 4 AM when it's alive.